Ask and You Shall Receive

A few days ago, I jokingly Tweeted about wanting my friends to get me an eHarmony membership for my birthday (Sept 7) because being 30 and single is depressing and slightly loser-ish. I was mostly joking, but the powers that be--the Gods of eHarm--think I am just pathetic enough that I need a free membership.


After a few back and forths with their contact on Twitter, they are sending me my very own free membership card. I don't know if I can seriously use a dating site to find love or whatever, but at least it will be fun. And honestly, if I can get a few free dinners out of it...


Anywho, once I get the card and get everything all set up, I will be chronicalling my foray into the world of online dating. At least for funsies.

Father's Day Hodgepodge

So, today is Father's Day. Apparently, Hallmark has not yet expanded their greeting card market to cover dysfunction in America. So, since they have left a whole in the market just waiting to be filled, I am starting my own line of greeting cards for the "real" American family. First one to be designed is a Father's Day card for Kinz to send to her very own "father".
The text will be this:

Dear Dad,

Thanks for being a deadbeat and ignoring me my whole life. Hope you never need a kidney or anything. Happy Father's Day.


What do you think? Awesome right? I think so.