So, today is Father's Day. Apparently, Hallmark has not yet expanded their greeting card market to cover dysfunction in America. So, since they have left a whole in the market just waiting to be filled, I am starting my own line of greeting cards for the "real" American family. First one to be designed is a Father's Day card for Kinz to send to her very own "father".
The text will be this:
Dear Dad,
Thanks for being a deadbeat and ignoring me my whole life. Hope you never need a kidney or anything. Happy Father's Day.
What do you think? Awesome right? I think so.
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