Thank You HLN For Ruining My Day

I make an effort to never ever watch the news. It is depressing. This morning, I caught a little bit of Robin Mead on HLN and was reminded why I hate watching news reports.

1) Some asshole adopted a kid from Russia, then sent him back. Alone none the less. First of all, you adopted him, you don't get to just change your mind. There is no Russian Kid Return Policy if you aren't satisfied. There was no receipt. Even if he does have some mental issues as you claim, that's just something you have to deal with. That should have been thought about before you adopted him. And, do you think the kid may be a bit unstable because he was sent to live with a jack-ass like you? Me thinks this may be the case.

2) Nebraska has adopted some new abortion laws. Hmmm, I am not getting into the politics of this, but I find it to be disturbing after looking into the specifics.

3) Dancing With the Stars was mentioned on the news. How is this newsworthy? If I want to know what is going on with G-list celebrities and their dancing abilities, I would watch Extra or read People or something. THIS IS NOT NEWS!

4) Lost autistic girl was found after 4 days in a swamp. This was a good story. I like the happy endings.

5) Earthquake in China kills at least 400. The world is coming to an end, I think we all just need to accept that.

Thats all I can remember right now.

So, I have decided that I am going to start an all good news forum. Well, no I'm not, I am way too lazy to start anything. I am just going to start every blog from here on out with at least one happy, uplifting story. Even if I have to make it up, I am going to do it.