Monday Morning Good News Gazette

A 3 year old girl saved her dads life after he accidentally took a deadly combination of prescriptions.  He passed out and wouldn't wake up so she walked 2 blocks down the street to a fire station and told the firemen that her daddy was frozen and would not wake up.  Daddy is now fine.

The war in Iraq is over.

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Well, It's About Damn Time

It's been quite a while since I have last posted, and I would like to say I have just been busy and what-not, but no. I have just been lazy. And uninspired.

But today is your lucky day because even though I am still lazy and uninspired, I am also bored.

So, here's an update: Kinzy is now 2 years old. My mom baked her a Mickey Mouse cake for her birthday that was really cute. I bought her a pair of roller skates, and she actually seemed to enjoy skating, so I can cross that off of my bucket list (see posts down below). I have been working hard, hardly working and (kinda) looking for a new job. Kinzy started at a new school that she really seems to enjoy, so although it is really draining me financially, I think we will make it a long term thing. That's about all I can think of for now. I am really going to make a concerted effort to post more often, so here's to hoping I can overcome my lazy ways.

Thank You HLN For Ruining My Day

I make an effort to never ever watch the news. It is depressing. This morning, I caught a little bit of Robin Mead on HLN and was reminded why I hate watching news reports.

1) Some asshole adopted a kid from Russia, then sent him back. Alone none the less. First of all, you adopted him, you don't get to just change your mind. There is no Russian Kid Return Policy if you aren't satisfied. There was no receipt. Even if he does have some mental issues as you claim, that's just something you have to deal with. That should have been thought about before you adopted him. And, do you think the kid may be a bit unstable because he was sent to live with a jack-ass like you? Me thinks this may be the case.

2) Nebraska has adopted some new abortion laws. Hmmm, I am not getting into the politics of this, but I find it to be disturbing after looking into the specifics.

3) Dancing With the Stars was mentioned on the news. How is this newsworthy? If I want to know what is going on with G-list celebrities and their dancing abilities, I would watch Extra or read People or something. THIS IS NOT NEWS!

4) Lost autistic girl was found after 4 days in a swamp. This was a good story. I like the happy endings.

5) Earthquake in China kills at least 400. The world is coming to an end, I think we all just need to accept that.

Thats all I can remember right now.

So, I have decided that I am going to start an all good news forum. Well, no I'm not, I am way too lazy to start anything. I am just going to start every blog from here on out with at least one happy, uplifting story. Even if I have to make it up, I am going to do it.

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My Bucket List

Seems like everyone has started these "bucket lists" (if you don't know, its a list of things you want to do before you die)and who am I to not jump on the bandwagon? So here goes:

1) Toilet paper someone's house--apparently this is a childhood activity that I missed out on.

2) Go on a paranormal investigation--I love these shows on TV and I think it would scare the bejeebus out of me, so of course I want to do it.

3) Swim with the dolphins--just because it would be super cool.

4) Make Kinzy rollerskate with me--I tried in January, I failed. She wouldn't even let me put the skates on her feet.

5) Get married--ughg.cough.probably not.

6) Send Kinz to college--I started a savings plan for this, so hopefully a)she will want to go to college and b)there will be enough money saved up that she will be able to go and not have to work full time or take out ridiculous loans while she is there.

7) Go to college myself

8) Be one of Michael Jackson's backup singers--yeah, ok...I know this is not going to ever happen, but it would have been awesome!

9) Pay off all of the bills I owe from pregnancy and child birth--hopefully before I die.

10) Punch at least one cast member from "Jersey Shore"--nuff said.

Easter 2010

Saturday night, I stayed up late putting together the perfect Easter basket for Kinzy. I got everything arranged just the way I wanted and set the basket aside for the next morning. I woke up Sunday, waited for Kinz to wake up, then went to get the basket for her. I picked it up, and BAM!!!! dropped the whole stupid thing on the floor.

I guess I could have taken the time to re-arrange everything but I was so pissed about it that I just stacked all of the junk in there and gave it to her like that. I didn't even get a picture of the basket before it got ruined. Oh well.

Saturday during the day, we went to the Lytle Easter Eggstravaganza. I talked to Kinz the whole way there about the Easter Bunny and how nice she was and that we were going to sit on her lap and take pictures. Hoping that she would be comfortable enough to sit for the pic. Ummm, big fat fail on that one. This is what we got:

Thanks, Ben and Jerry

Yesterday, I finally weighed myself. I had been avoiding the scale since vacation because I knew I over-ate the entire time we were gone. So, I stepped up on the scale and I actually was not horrified. Then I rewarded myself with this:





The whole thing...and it was DELICIOUS!!!

Now that my weight is not actually that bad, I need to figure out how to get rid of the post baby belly that haunts me in my sleep. I hate exercizing, but I guess I'll have to start. Maybe I could join a gym. Or maybe I'll start taking up a collection for a tummy-tuck. Hmmm....

April Fool's Day

I hate the whole concept of a specific day that people play pranks and practical jokes on other people. Not that I can't take a joke, but it really makes you question everything that anyone says or does, wondering if it is real or not. I hate uncertainty.

My Very Short Foray Into Online Dating

I recently signed up for a popular dating site, more out of boredom than anything else. I have no dreams of meeting my "dream man" online. I was pretty sure that I would see all of these people on there and just think they are all losers. Then it occurred to me that I would also be on the same dating site, so I guess that makes me a loser, too.

Anywho, it took almost an hour to fill out all of the questionnaires and personality profiles and whatnot, only to get to the end and find out that for a 6-month subscription or membership or whatever its called would be $97 per month. To be paid in 1 installment of $582. Are you serious? It costs over $500 to meet someone on the internet?!?! Someone I most likely wouldn't like and not be interested in anyway?!? I think not, Eharmony.

Jesus is My Pimp

I am a single mom. It is very hard to go out and meet people. It's hard to go out, period. I don't want to meet someone in a bar or at work (there's only 2 guys in my office, and ummm, no).

So my grand idea is: make the rounds of local churches on the nicer side of town, trolling for men. Hopefully, single men in their mid-30's with stable jobs that do not live at home with their Moms.

The question is: how wrong is this? I figure while I'm there, I can pay attention to the sermon or whatever and maybe learn something. Kinzy can go to a bible study. I remember enjoying those when I was young. And I will contribute to the little collection plate that goes around, so I will feel less guilty.

The 1st Post

Well, I just signed up for this thing and I don't really know exactly what I want to post on it right now. I just deleted a blog that I had a few years ago, and now I wish I would have saved it and moved it over here, just so it wouldn't have been forever lost. Oh well.

I guess this blog is just going to be a spot for me to post my randomness.